if someone tells you you’re beautiful, you tell them they are too. if someone says they love you, decide if they mean it before you say it in return. if a boy tells you he’d date you if you didn’t smoke, light a cigarette and walk away. if your mother screams at you because she’s had a bad day, close your eyes and leave her to her anger. if last nights lover doesn’t call you back, do not cry and blame yourself.
my brother fucking sent me this picture and said “remember… who you are…
idc about this Darren guy bUT MiA SwIER IM TE LLING YOU
some guy was trying to hit on me while i was out getting coffee today.
So I pulled out my phone thinking he would go away if looked busy. instead he asked me “so is that a picture of you and your boyfriend”.
THIS IS MY PHONE BACKGROUND:
I said yes.
Maya, I figured out why this has over 33K notes. Because it’s freaking Matt Smith, and this is Tumblr. Also, you’re pretty, so people want to be as cool as you.
My phone background is my horse nuzzling my dog. I doubt it would get me notes. :P
Doctor Who+witty comment+tumblr=lots of notes. Basic math really.
People with female parts will get about 500 periods in their lifetime. Meaning that you’ll be on your period for a total of around 1200 days. With a loss of about 1440 ounces of blood. Which is approximately how much blood there is in 9 adult human bodies. That, my friend, is some very badass stuff.
I know this is waaay delayed but I made a Derek/Paige playlist whoop whoop.
-I’m still gonna be the priest at your wedding though, right???
-Of course you are
TIS THE SEASON
- smh - saddling my horse
- ham - horse and me
- wtf - washing the fetlocks
- lmao - love me an ‘orse
Your first time is NOT supposed to hurt
You are NOT supposed to bleed
If you bleed, that is NOT your hymen being ‘popped’, it is a tear due to lack of sexual arousal and natural lubrication.
This is all a MYTH perpetrated by men so they don’t have to make sure you are comfortable and sufficiently aroused enough before you have sex with them. It is an excuse to disregard and hurt you.
I just really want people to know this.
Derek is being pressured by his family to pick a mate, and somehow stumbles into a choice that they didn’t expect and aren’t sure they approve of….
My pony is loving her new job! She and this little boy are such an amazing team, could not be more proud of them. :)