Spread Love Like Herpes

"Now was that really so hard to say?"

djchika:

klaine moments + quotes on tumblr

I made a facebook status about my mom’s day, and tagged the high school telling them to be ashamed of themselves for letting kids think they can get away with that. 

An admin of the high school commented with: you’re blaming the entire administration for a few idiots?? 

I… wow. If that’s what you think of your own students, no wonder they feel they can get away with it. 

I used to be proud that I graduated from that school, because I felt that the admin took an interest in us, and had our best interest at heart. 

What has happened?

maliafates:

teen wolf + text posts (part 3)

weimeraner:

have you ever noticed that some tumblr users come in sets

like they never stop talking to/about the other person so you may as well follow them too

it’s like buy one, get one free

My mom is a badass

My mother is a teacher, with a specialized credential in early childhood education, a degree in developmental psychology, and a masters in education. Today, she got called in to sub for a high school class. 

One of the first things she said to the classroom full of juniors and seniors was her education background. When they started acting up, she said that her first graders are better behaved. That shut them up for a bit. 

Then one student went to the restroom and came back 15 minutes later. As she walked in, my mom said: “I was worried you wouldn’t come back.” 

Obstanent student, “What? Were you timing me?” 

Mom, “Yes, my instructions say that I’m to time you, write it down and report to your regular teacher. It’s in the rules she left behind.”

Later, another student tore up his assignment and refused to do it. My mom picked it up out of the garbage, told him to tape it back together, and get it done, or he wouldn’t get to play in the game tonight. 

He got the assignment done. After saying it was too hard, and my mom said, “hey I also work as a tutor, I am more than happy to sit with you and figure this out.” 

There was also a group of four “beauty queens” as my mother described. That wouldn’t put away their make up. Well, they all have detention now and can’t cheer at tonight’s game. One said she was applying to Chico State, but doesn’t read if she can get away with it. They also sneered at me and my sister, saying we probably didn’t go to college. 

This is when the class finally shut the fuck up and respected my mom. She told those girls to watch themselves. 

Then said, “My oldest went to UC Davis as an aeronotics engineer major, but got dropped from the program after a year; because she got a B- in calculous. You need a B average, not B-. It’s an impacted major and they had to make room for people who made the cut. She changed majors to economics and graduated with honors. As for my youngest, which you keep making snide remarks about; because I said that she was in a car accident that caused a brain injury. She graduated Sonoma State in 4.5 years with a degree in Business Administration with a concentration in Marketing and a minor in Economics. She also had honors.

"Both my girls, know that education is important, if they got below a B- growing up, they were grounded. (side note, that is 100% true, my mom is a hard ass) My youngest has gone back to school to become vet. (side note: vet TECH, mom, vet TECH!!) 

And footballers, no I will not be at your game tonight, as I do not like sports that promote violence. Look at what’s going on with the NFL right now. 

Now girls, I’m going to quote Judge Judy: ‘Beauty fades, dumb is forever.’ pick up a book and try, you just might find your passion. Because if you go to university in the fall, and try to pull this nonsense with them, they will kick you out so fast your head will spin.” 

I just, I love my mom. 

Then apparently one of the BQ’s connected the dots, and said, “wait you’re Sarah Loughran’s mom?” Because apparently, the 4-H circuit still remembers me. 

natasha romanoff + tumblr wanting a black widow movie.

christinesdwyer:

SMASH + Text Posts

Bonus:

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trotlikecrazy:

taking—flightx:

irideanottbwarhorse:

talkdontchangeathing:

greeneggsnpamm:

why does everyone love riding bareback so much? don’t any of you care about your vaginas?

some of us have fat ponies that feel like couches

While some people have shark finned thoroughbreds like beanpoles that crush pelvises. But since our sex live is non-existent we ride bareback.

What she said^^

"If the world was truly a rational place, men would ride sidesaddle." Rita Mae Brown

tumblr: We've introduced a new feature that kills your firstborn.
xkit guy: welp, time to program an extension that paints lamb's blood on your sidebar

creativepaperandtimeyclocks:

deerstalkingdeathfrisbee:

tazzygal:

orihime-strawberry-love:

superduperfitblr:

kendrawcandraw:

Stop sexualizing my body stop shaming my body stop policing my body

BREASTS ARE SEXUAL ORGANS

BREASTS ARE SEXUAL ORGANS

BREAST ARE SEXUAL ORGANS

BREASTS ARE FUCKING SEXUAL ORGANS!!

WE DONT LET MEN WALK AROUND WITH THEIR DICKS OUT BECAUSE ITS A SEXUAL ORGAN!!

GET THE FUCK OVER IT YOUR FEMALE BREASTS ARE

  • SEXUAL
  • FUCKING
  • ORGANS!!!

source: X

Ahem.

BREASTS ARE NOT SEXUAL ORGANS YOU INCONSIDERATE DICK!

Breasts are mammary organs, meaning their true and primary purpose is to nurse babies.

I’ll repeat that for the slow people in the class, you warthog-faced buffoon.

Breasts are mammary sacks. They are meant to feed babies, just like a cow’s udder. They aren’t sexual organs. They aren’t classified as such in biology texts (certainly none of the ones I checked out to answer this post)

Men have breasts, you pile of refuse. Their breasts are smaller than women’s, but they possess the same mammary glands and, properly stimulated, can produce milk. Men can get breast cancer. They can develop larger breasts due to excessive hormones. Their breasts are exactly like a women’s breast, except that since their testicles produce testosterone in high degree, they don’t have enough female hormones in their bodies to start lactating.

So, you pile of putrescence, you’re probably thinking, “If breasts aren’t sex organs then how come guys get horny looking at them and women get turned on by playing worth them, huh?”

The answers to both are so terribly simple that you might just be able to follow them if you pay attention, pig.

Men are enticed by breasts because they’re not allowed to see them. Women are sensitive because stimulation triggers two responses - bonding hormones and lactation.

In case you’re too simple to get this, I’ll break it down further for you. In cultures where breasts are viewed daily, they don’t do much to get a guy hot and bothered. There are hundreds of paintings from the renaissance period and earlier depicting women nursing babies, especially images of the Blessed Virgin nursing Christ, and none of these have ever been considered provocative, because that’s what boobs are for. Meanwhile, in cultures where everyone from baby sister to great-great grandma walk around topless because the weather will kill them otherwise, dudes don’t get raging erections every time they see a breast. They don’t find boobs enticing the way men do in America, where boobs are considered shameful and need to be hidden.

As for women getting aroused by their boobs being played with, you brainless donkey, a woman’s body responds to get nipples bring touched by flooding her body with bonding hormones that help her attach to get babies - you know, the people her breasts are actually supposed to be used by - and hormones that get her glands making milk. Also, please note that many women with large breasts don’t feel any stimulation when fondled, meaning they aren’t sensitive enough to get off on having their boobs played with.

Do me a favor and GET THE FUCK OVER YOURSELF YOU PURITANICAL ASS! My breasts are NOT SEXUAL ORGANS. They are lactation organs designed for my use and my baby’s use. Not for any man’s use or pleasure.

You inconsiderate space herpe.

This just in people cant tell the difference between genitalia and secondary sex traits

THANK YOU GENIUS SIDE OF TUMBLR.

That’s actually a running joke on set. Whenever someone’s like, ‘I don’t understand why my character would do this,’ or, ‘This feels awkward,’ the director — or whoever — will be like, ‘Guys, this is a show about werewolves. Just do it.’
Ryan Kelley [x] (via korydwen)

widgetsquerencia:

behindtheplottwist:

They’re more than fiction. They were there for me even if they weren’t real. They were there when you weren’t. They’re more than you think they are.

I think I have reblogged this 3 times today

why-am-i-pluto:

Figured tumblr might like to see this.

"You start where you can make a difference."

why-am-i-pluto:

Figured tumblr might like to see this.

"You start where you can make a difference."

flirtykurty:

sleightofpaint:

booksblanketsandtea:

chazkeats:

I BOUGHT THESE IN A MUGGLE SHOP. MUGGLES WEAR THEM.

OH MY GOD IT’S BACK

I haven’t seen this is years, and it is every bit as glorious as I remember

I LIKE A HEALTHY BREEEEEEEEZE AROUND MY PRIVATES, THAnks

this is by emmyc you gotta provide credit